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01 May 2006 @ 11:37 am
Challenge #9: Virgin!Love Potion #9  
Challenge #9: Virgin!Love Potion #9
(with somewhat sincere apologies to Leiber/Stoller)

I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
I’ve been disgraced since 1996.
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.
She said what you need is Love Potion number 9.

It's Smallville - land of the meteor freaks and home of the question: "Where were you the day the meteors fell?" ('cause, yeah, that's pretty much going to tell us what freaky power you have!). It's not that hard to believe someone has the power to make people forget all their sexual experiences. Whether it's a potion, a spell, or something else weirdly imaginative, go for it. You have the power to make Lex believe he's a virgin again. What does he do? Who will his first time be this time? The quarterback of the football team? That perky blonde who keeps disrupting his plans? Or maybe that dark-haired seventeenth century bitch witch - maybe it was her spell that did it?

Is Lex a natural? Is he hopelessly shy and awkward? And is there a good reason he's "a flop with chicks"? (GAY!!)

General Rules - well, they're more like Guidelines really:
1) For this challenge, Lex needs to actually forget all of his sexual skills and experiences. He can get his memory back later if you want, but there's got to be something that makes him forget - potion? spell? new Kryptonite? electro-shock therapy? Convenient Head Trauma? Be creative.
2) The major point of this entire community is to get Lex laid, so that should happen during the course of the story. Lex MUST be a virgin - now, that term is certainly up for debate, but I'm sure you'll figure out something.
3) Pairing can be slash or het.
4) Any length, any rating.
5) Please post your completed story to the community using an LJ cut. Please include title, author, pairing, rating, and a summary including any warnings (i.e. spoilers). Stories can be archived elsewhere after the deadline has passed.
6) Deadline for posting stories to the community: June 15, 2006

Grab the lotion, mix up that potion, and find some loving for our newly virginal Lex!

Questions, comments, or suggestions for future challenges ... let Lacey know. And be sure to spread the word to all the writers you know. Please drop a note in the comments if you're planning to participate. Thanks!
Current Mood: excitedexcited
Saber ShadowKitten aka Henry Jones Jr: SV Schwartz Lexsabershadowkat on May 1st, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
Memememmeme! I, of course, will be playing, and making the cover for the challenge, as usual. Extra happies for making it due mid-June.
Lacey McBain: SHINYlaceymcbain on May 1st, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
I knew I could count on you to play! *hugs* And your covers are always gorgeous.
roxymissroseroxymissrose on May 2nd, 2006 06:33 am (UTC)
I'm going to try very very hard--I'm getting ready for a trip at the same time but it's sounds like a fun challenge!
Lacey McBain: SV Virgin Lexlaceymcbain on May 2nd, 2006 08:47 am (UTC)
Yay! I do hope you manage to write something for it. The world needs more Virgin!Lex.
drakeofdrossdrakeofdross on May 2nd, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC)
I'm game.
Lacey McBain: SV Virgin Lexlaceymcbain on May 3rd, 2006 08:51 am (UTC)
*G* Welcome to the insanity!
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Lacey McBain: SV Virgin Lexlaceymcbain on May 22nd, 2006 04:34 pm (UTC)
Says to muses: Let her work on Virgin!Lex.

Glad to have you on board.
roxymissroseroxymissrose on June 3rd, 2006 09:23 am (UTC)
I may be late posting because my family is dragging me out of town, is that all right?